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Sunday, November 6, 2011

A letter from Michelle Obama

Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country.
I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand
dollars for my vacation in Spain ..
My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff
and various guests had a wonderful time.

Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00
per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel
who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.

Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.
These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say,
so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller,
more fuel efficient cars and drive less too,
so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table
and trying to make ends meet.
I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
I just had to get away for a few days!

Michelle Obama


Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to India we recently went on.
Love ya, mean it.

P.S.S. We also had a great, great time in Hawaii .....
Remember the 2012 election is not too far away!! It's you little people who make our lives so wonderful.

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